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1. What color are your kitchen plates?
clear as they are glass

2. What book are you reading now?
kaddish by allen ginsberg

3. What is on your mouse pad?
blueness

4. Favorite board game?
CANDYLAND THAT SHIT IS LIKE A FUCKIN RAVE WITH THE COLORS AND SHIT

5. Least favorite smells?
gasoline, your mom

6. What is the first thing you think of in the morning?
"frrrrrrr . . . . . . . cocoa puffs . . . . . "

7. Favorite color?
NEON GREEN LIKE MY HEART

8. Least favorite color?
magenta

9. How many rings until you answer the phone?
i don't get outta bed for less than fourteen

10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME:
for a boy, cervicalcancer; for a girl, testicularcancer; for a hermaphrodite, ebola

11. Chocolate or Vanilla?
chocolate tastes better to my palette

12. Do you like to drive fast?
i like everything fast

13. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
a pink dolphin that my mom gave me when i got my period for the first time

14. Do you like thunderstorms?
no i'm scared to death of lightning

15. What was your first car?
little convertible 'cos when i was little i collected cars

16. What is your sign?
gemini like all the cool kids

17. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
yeah, they taste good to my palette

18. If you could have any job what would it be?
porn director

19. If you could have any color hair what would it be?
i'm one of those few people happy with my hair color, mother nature knows what colors look good

20. Is the glass half full or half empty?
IT'S NOT EVEN THERE, NOTHING IS REAL

21. What is your favorite movie?
any porno that doesn't involve piss, shit, animals, or kids

22. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?
hells no mofo

23. What’s under your bed?
boxes

24. What is your favorite number?
23

25. Favorite sports to watch?
BASEBALL and speed skating

26. Your single biggest intense pain?
having anal sex for the first time, or when i cracked my skull open

27. Person most likely to respond?
to what?

28. Person you sent this to who is least likely to respond?
what?

29. Ketchup or mustard?
ON WHAT

31. Hamburger or hot dog?
hamdogger mofo

32. Favorite season?
summer, the hotter the better

33. The best place you have ever been?
SURE AS HELL WASN'T YOUR MOM'S BED

34. What is your screen saver?
a scrolling marquee that says "revolution of the working class"

35. What is your favorite fast food place?
any really cheap chinese place

36. What is your favorite breed of Dog?
none, i'm a canophobe

37. Your nicknames?
cal, breasts

38. Have you ever been kissed by the opposite gender?
yeah

39. What annoys you the most?
when your mom calls me 20 time a day that bitch is clingy

40. What’s your crushes name?
hector, who is coincidentally my boyfriend

41. What’s your best friend’s name?
emily, lauren, or paul

42. Which celebrity annoys you the most?
courtney peldon and ashley peldon, who the fuck are they?!

43. What type of music do you dislike the most?
EMO AND PRETENTIOUS INDIE CRAP

45. What is currently on your wrist?
SCARS FROM CUTTING MYSELF COS MY LIFE IS TERRIBLE by which i mean nothing

46. Okay, If you and one other person could be alone on the entire planet, who would you choose?
dunno

47. What would you do if you had 24 hours to live?
fuck my boyfriend, nonstop, for all 24 of those hours

48. If you were a character in the View Askewniverse, who would you be?
JAY COS HE'S GANGSTA LIKE ME

49. If you could be any kind of nut, what would you be?
already am. zing!

50. Who would you vote for TOTAL DICTATORSHIP?
stalin

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51. Do you want Adult Swim to bring Case Closed back?
never saw it

52. Do you think that the "pink is pimp" is just a fad?
yeah but i'll go with it to be trendy because i have nothing else meaningful to fill the void in my life

53. If you could have some sort of super-natural power, what would it be?
the power to beatbox better than anyone else

54. Have you ever read/written a webcomic?
yes and yes

55. What's your favorite art-related computer program?
MS PAINT THAT SHIT IS TIGHT

56. If you could be a bug, what bug would you be?
woolie caterpiller

57. About schoolwork...are you the last minute kind of person, working right up till 4am to get an assignment done, or are you the good little student who starts it the day you get it?
i'm the third kind, i never get any done

58. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the square root of seven is a banana?
i hate you

59. What's your favorite TV show that's still running?
AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

60. Do you know what doujinshi is?
yeah it's that shit i look at on the internet that has the chicks with dicks fuckin each other and big boobies and being like "oh! oh! oh!"

61. How do you feel about President George W. Bush?
apathetic

62. How black are you?
not black enough

63. Is Kat your master or is she your master?
whoever she is, she can suck it

63. WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y
(ok so maybe it's not a question)
emily you are a faggot of epic proportions

64. Silly rabbit, Trix are for _____
the righteous children of god

65. What language do you most want to speak?
russian